It’s like for your entire life there’s been a button and you’ve always seen it and wondered what it was for. So when you’re old enough you finally see a sign on it that says “free cookies” and decide to press it. But nothing comes out. So you keep pressing it and shit falls on you, but you continue to press it and continue to either get nothing or shit. Then finally after many times of pressing the button, you finally get a cookie.

And its the best damn cookie you’ve ever had. And you realize that you would gladly get shit or nothing so many times more just to get another cookie