like for your entire life there’s been a button in front of you and when you’re old enough you see a sign on it that says “free cookies” and decide to press it. But nothing comes out, and then you keep pressing it and shit falls on you, but you continue to press it and continue to either get nothing or shit. Then finally after many times pressing the button, you finally get a cookie.

And its the best damn cookie you’ve ever had. And you realize that you would gladly get nothing or shit so many times more just to get another cookie